Look at all dem rabbit corpses! Does my armor make me look fat? Hmmm. I'm getting a robe soon.I ran into an elf at the tavern and I complimented him on his robe.
LittleCutie>> Nice robe! I'm thinking to get one soon.
StupidGayElf>> You'd look like a fag.
LittleCutie>> You think you look straight?
StupidGayElf>> Like....totally. How can I not be straight?
LittleCutie>> Well...it's just...the robe...and the empress hair pin...I am a galka...we never look gay.
StupidGayElf>> HA! That's what YOU think! Have you ever seen one of you dance????
LittleCutie>> Hey, I'm a very good dancer, thank you very much.
StupidGayElf>> Maybe a robe would suit you...hey....wanna see my magical sword? I bet you could make it grow...
I decided he was entirely too drunk and I was entirely too sober to have this conversation. I feigned some excuse about needing to go murder some orcs, and took myself out of there...
In other news....
The adventuring is going well enough, I suppose. I run around and hit rabbits in the back of the head; it is oddly satisfying, but I prefer murdering the orcs. Show those ugly fuckers who's really boss.
I think I'm gonna wander down to La Theine later. I need me some onions!
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