I CAN HAZ DANCE!!!

I learned a very important lesson today from this little ho taru.

To make people buy things from me, I have to be a slut!

So I'm walking around Sandy dancing, grabbing ass, and you know what???

I SOLD TONS OF CRAP! Subligars, mittens, cookies, crystals and even those pesky sleepshrooms I have been looking to offload for a while.

w00t!

Moral of the story: always listen to little ho tarus.

Why won't people buy?

I've been sitting my ass out in front of the AH trying to sell shit, and people JUST KEEP IGNORING ME! Am I just not sexy? Is that it?

Fail...

Here kitty, kitty, kitty

Well, yet another day in the Ronfaure. Am I ever going to get out of this Altana forsaken place? Been kilin' me some more orcs though, so that's pretty rockin'.

I wonder if anybody is going to answer my personal ad. I saved those two kids from that orc camp in Ghelsba...you think that'd get me some pussy, no?

Well here I am....

Look at all dem rabbit corpses! Does my armor make me look fat? Hmmm. I'm getting a robe soon.

I ran into an elf at the tavern and I complimented him on his robe.

LittleCutie>> Nice robe! I'm thinking to get one soon.
StupidGayElf>> You'd look like a fag.
LittleCutie>> You think you look straight?
StupidGayElf>> Like....totally. How can I not be straight?
LittleCutie>> Well...it's just...the robe...and the empress hair pin...I am a galka...we never look gay.
StupidGayElf>> HA! That's what YOU think! Have you ever seen one of you dance????
LittleCutie>> Hey, I'm a very good dancer, thank you very much.
StupidGayElf>> Maybe a robe would suit you...hey....wanna see my magical sword? I bet you could make it grow...

I decided he was entirely too drunk and I was entirely too sober to have this conversation. I feigned some excuse about needing to go murder some orcs, and took myself out of there...

In other news....

The adventuring is going well enough, I suppose. I run around and hit rabbits in the back of the head; it is oddly satisfying, but I prefer murdering the orcs. Show those ugly fuckers who's really boss.

I think I'm gonna wander down to La Theine later. I need me some onions!