I CAN HAZ DANCE!!!

I learned a very important lesson today from this little ho taru.

To make people buy things from me, I have to be a slut!

So I'm walking around Sandy dancing, grabbing ass, and you know what???

I SOLD TONS OF CRAP! Subligars, mittens, cookies, crystals and even those pesky sleepshrooms I have been looking to offload for a while.

w00t!

Moral of the story: always listen to little ho tarus.

Why won't people buy?

I've been sitting my ass out in front of the AH trying to sell shit, and people JUST KEEP IGNORING ME! Am I just not sexy? Is that it?

Fail...