22 October 2008

I CAN HAZ DANCE!!!

I learned a very important lesson today from this little ho taru.

To make people buy things from me, I have to be a slut!

So I'm walking around Sandy dancing, grabbing ass, and you know what???

I SOLD TONS OF CRAP! Subligars, mittens, cookies, crystals and even those pesky sleepshrooms I have been looking to offload for a while.

w00t!

Moral of the story: always listen to little ho tarus.

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